Johnson & Johnson Hiring Policy

Listen up, you smooth-brained buffoon. This joke implies that orphans can't work at Johnson & Johnson because it's a "family company," playing on the double meaning. It suggests the company only hires people who are literally family members, which would exclude orphans who, you know, don't have a family. The joke is based on the stereotype of nepotism in family businesses. You probably are too stupid to understand what nepotism is so I'll explain. It's when a company favors relatives so you, dumbass, have 0 chance to get a job there.