Emo jokes
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
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What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
Big black ball sacks.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.