Emo jokes
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Anyone up for some Fortnite?
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.