I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
Emo Jokes
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Anyone up for some Fortnite?
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
