Emo jokes
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
I got jealous when my phone dies.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What kills you?
Suicide.