What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's there last holiday for them but at least there still hanging on...
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout
Because every time they scan it scans twice.
Why do orphans like emos? Reverse emo and put an "h" in the beginning.
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
why are emos like paper
they cut easily
whatever happened to the emo (wrong answer only)
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don't hang themselves.
A father came to his daughters 18th birthday he finally came
what do u call an emo wityh curly hair
sam reid
What’s an emo kids favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
how do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize
(Okay, actually improvised this time.)
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
like if you think oily men are hot
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time? Because Paul Walker crashed into it
if you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! it cuts itself!
Fake emo: when I’m sad i cut myself Real emo: same fake emo: another piece of cake
What’s emo kids likes to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What is black and white and is dead? My Chemical Romance
