Emo jokes
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
My username good.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!