If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it it will cut itself.
I got written up on 'Take Your Daughter To Work Day.' Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
Why can’t an emo have sex? They can’t make it to the bed they kept swinging on the tree
What's an emo person's least favorite game??? Cut The Rope.
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don't hang themselves.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out? The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Q: What happens when emo's make out?
A: They don't they just hang out
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title? Finding emo.
whats the worst thing to say to an emo. if you don't succeed the first time try try try again
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Roses are red violets are blue oh you wanna die I wanna die too!!!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd? It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
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anyone up for some fortnite?
when you forget the pinata at the birthday party. kids: Aww man. but the emo kid just hung himself. kids:Yaaaaayyy. Parents: Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple
guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
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What do emos like to do when they're sad... They play violin on their wrists
