Emo Jokes

I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to funeral.

Q.What hit the ground first when falling out of a tree a leaf or a emo kid? A. Leaf there is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.

what do you can a group of emos, sucicide sqaud

A father came to his daughters 18th birthday he finally came

why do orphans love chips,they love the family sized ones too

Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s? Because it was the Great Depression.

A emo and a leaf fall out of a tree which hits the ground first... The leaf the rope stoped the emo

how much emo kids dos it take to screw in a light blub. none they just sit in the dark and cry

How many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb.None they all just sit in the dark and cry.

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo

How do u cut ur grass without a lawn mower?

U dye it blue and it will cut itself

how do u cut your grass without a lawnmower? - u dye it blue and it will cut itself

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull ? It’s either one or the udder

what do emos and guys with a durag have in common? they both have waves, just one is on their arm

what is an emo kids fav game

hangman

What do you call a group of emos. The suicide sqaud

whats an emos favorite game...hangman

i'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it

what do u call an emo wityh curly hair

sam reid

deez nutz got emm