Emo jokes
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.