Emo Jokes

Funeral

Anonymous

I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to funeral.

Hit

Anonymous

Q.What hit the ground first when falling out of a tree a leaf or a emo kid? A. Leaf there is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.

Group

Anonymous

what do you can a group of emos, sucicide sqaud

Void

A father came to his daughters 18th birthday he finally came

Orphan

Anonymous

why do orphans love chips,they love the family sized ones too

Ballsmania

Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s? Because it was the Great Depression.

lesbian

A emo and a leaf fall out of a tree which hits the ground first... The leaf the rope stoped the emo

dark humor jokes

how much emo kids dos it take to screw in a light blub. none they just sit in the dark and cry

emo is emo

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo

Cut

Anonymous

How do u cut ur grass without a lawn mower?

U dye it blue and it will cut itself

Cut

Anonymous

how do u cut your grass without a lawnmower? - u dye it blue and it will cut itself

Bull

Anonymous

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull ? It’s either one or the udder

Common

Anonymous

what do emos and guys with a durag have in common? they both have waves, just one is on their arm

Anonymous

whats an emos favorite game...hangman

Hang

Anonymous

i'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it

Hair

Anonymous

what do u call an emo wityh curly hair

sam reid

Emo

Anonymous

deez nutz got emm