Emo jokes
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.