Emo jokes
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Wears pink.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."