Emo jokes
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.