Emo jokes
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Wears pink.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
I love jumping off cliffs.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.