Emo Jokes

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid? A: Don't leave me hanging

Why was the emo person dead inside?

Because I stole their insides.

What do Emo's say to eachother? I likeyour cuts G.

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

Did the tree high five the emos

No he just left them hanging

Why do orphans like emos?

Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.

How do emos like their meat cooked?

Medium rawr.

What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!

How do emo bands prepare for their shows?

They self-harmonize.

What do you call an emo with curly hair?

Sam Reid.

A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.

So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.

But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."

So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.

This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.