Emo Jokes

What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?

They are both hung

What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope

when the class plays hangman the emos get inspired

what do emos and guys with a durag have in common? they both have waves, just one is on their arm

I really used to be in the emo chicks now they’re just don’t make the cut

Did the tree high five the emos

No he just left them hanging

What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.

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Why do orphans like emos? Reverse emo and put an "h" in the beginning.

How do emo's like their meat cooked medium rawr

how do emo bands prepare for their shows?

They self-harmonize

A father came to his daughters 18th birthday he finally came

what do u call an emo wityh curly hair

sam reid

(Okay, actually improvised this time.)

What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?

They're both gay and use knives.

What’s an emo kids favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!

So I am an emo dude so I sit in the back of the class and I talk to no one.But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me so I just ignored him.Then he got really pissed off and said “I’m gonna kill you”.I was like “Your gonna kill me just because I ignored you, is your ego that big, wow.”He left then the next day he brought his goons with him and said “now your dead” I ignored him again and he said “you will pay for this.”So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house then him and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died so I kept on walking.I had some rope traps set.This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emo’s.We have ropes everywhere.