Emo jokes
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
I got jealous when my phone died.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
What's Dr. Phil's least favorite music genre?
Emo.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Imagine being emo.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Emo people totally suck!
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!