Emo jokes
Nah, they eat emo meals.
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
Clit
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Myself.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.