the emo kid went for a high five people say he's still hanging
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it’s a piñata: 🤪🏏
why do emo kids dont jump there still in the sky
Emoś are so predictable sleep, eat, cut, repeat
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emos are weird to me because they dress up all black and you know i dont like that so thats why i dont like it
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout
Because every time they scan it scans twice.
my suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.
life would be so much easier if grass was emo
because it would cut itself
you
your mom
whatever happened to the emo (wrong answer only)
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if you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! it cuts itself!
What is black and white and is dead? My Chemical Romance
