What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Emo Jokes
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
