Emo

Emo Jokes

Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"

Friend: "I don't know."

Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.

If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.