Emo jokes
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.