Emo jokes
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."