Emo jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
There was a guy called John.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
Remember 2000? It was scary.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.