Emo

Emo Jokes

Violin

What do emos like to do when they're sad?

They play violin on their wrists.

Tree

What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?

Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.

Apple

Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"

Friend: "I don't know."

Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.

Grocery

What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.

Leaf

If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.

Kid

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

Halloween

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

9/11

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

ADD

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

Shot

How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?

He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.

Kid

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.