Emo jokes
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.