Emo jokes
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.