Emo jokes
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
I got jealous when my phone dies.
Big feet equals mini meat.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.