Emo jokes
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.