What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What animal can jump the highest
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time? Because Paul Walker crashed into it
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to funeral.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
I keep trying to call my emo friend... They keep hanging up
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
why do emos have friends? so they can hang with eachother
