Emo jokes
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."