Emo jokes
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.