Emo jokes
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
If an emo kid takes antidepressant medication, will they be happy?
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
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