I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Emo Jokes
There was a guy called John.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
