Emo jokes
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
I farted.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Imagine being emo.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Who left him hanging?
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.