Emo jokes
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
There was a guy called John.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
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Big feet equals mini meat.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.