There was a guy called john
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope
Who will hit the ground first the girl or the apple?I don't know it depends if the girl is emo or not if she is emo the rope will catch her.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday
I named my grass emo and it cut itself
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
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Big feet equals mini meat.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
