Emo jokes
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
There was a guy called John.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.