Emo

Emo Jokes

Song

What is an emo kid's favorite song?

"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.

Letter

Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.

Bar

I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.

I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."

Road

Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.

Science

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance.

Closet

Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?

Because they won't be there to stick around.

Emo people

Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

Girl

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

Rainbow

When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science