Emo jokes
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
There was a guy called John.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
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Big feet equals mini meat.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?