Emo jokes
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Can I get a Hoyah?
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.