Emo jokes
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
There was a guy called John.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?