Election jokes
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
Biden... get it?
Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
Donald Trump.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.