Election jokes
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
๐ฑโโ๏ธ ๐ฑโโ๏ธWhat is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Hillary Clinton is elected president...
And on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Trump did 1/6.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didnโt get the memo.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but Iโm worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.