Election jokes
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
Biden... get it?
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Vote for Kris!
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
He only won the election because of rigging.
82 million votes my ass.
Ask me for proof.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
Joe Biden
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.