My name is Joe Biden and I am running for US Senate.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office.
Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted.
Voting is like doing a group project in school
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up
hillary for president
Whats the difference between a five year old and and a Democrat.... The five year old doesnt expect you to do everything for them. (Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Sahapiro 2020)
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
vote biden or trump i like niether but i want to know wat the world would say. (dont judge other people)
Hey any riding with biden fans out their? I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so of one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 an a half help me please
📞 ☎️ What do you call a democrat that is a progressive? a democrat that lost in a presidential election
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs? The 2028 US election.
Q?: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election? A: He didnt get the votes he was oaking for, Because he was not the popular vote.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
Trump 2020
What happend when obama ran for president ?
The whole us thought holy hell its osama bin laden thought he was dead.
Donald Trump
What does Trump stand for? Trump Runs Underneath My Penis
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
biden 2020
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America.
