Election jokes
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!