Election jokes
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
Abe vs The South
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.