Election jokes
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.