Election jokes
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
Hillary for president.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
Abe vs The South
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.
Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
Donald Trump.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!