Election Jokes

What do you call the White House when a women becomes President. A stable

I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes...

I've seen too many of them get elected.

Trump cheated somuch he cheated himself out of an election!

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.

I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been awhile since the last presidential assassination...

joe bidden said- he was going to a peding zoo

trump said -schools are not peding zoos

what do you say when trumps is still president during 2020? magic

If I ever ran for public office. I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.

My name is Joe Biden and I am running for US Senate.

Voting is like doing a group project in school

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up

Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office.

Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted.

Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub

Donald trump Is getting all the perks of 2020. He got covid and lost his job

hillary for president

Whats the difference between a five year old and and a Democrat.... The five year old doesnt expect you to do everything for them. (Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Sahapiro 2020)

Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.

vote biden or trump i like niether but i want to know wat the world would say. (dont judge other people)

Hey any riding with biden fans out their? I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so of one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 an a half help me please