I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
Hillary Clinton
joe bidden said- he was going to a peding zoo
trump said -schools are not peding zoos
If I ever ran for public office. I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office.
Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
What does Trump stand for? Trump Runs Underneath My Penis
