Education jokes
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
Work
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...