Education jokes

My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.

Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!

My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.

Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...

What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?

What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?

I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...

Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?

Because they can't be home schooled.

He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!

Me: Knock, knock.

Teacher: Who is there?

Me: Boo.

Teacher: Boo who?

Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!

Teacher: ......

Me: Aw man, detention again.

I love the letters of the alphabet.

How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?

I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?

With a degree!

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

What is 9+9? 18.

What is 9+10? 19.

What is 9+11? -2996.

Why was the math book sad at the rapper?

Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.

So three retards walk into a classroom...

Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.

What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school"?

What did the teacher say to the student?

Orange you glad to see me?

I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.

Why are school shootings branded “very American”?

1. They usually happen in the USA.

2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.

What is yellow but can't swim?

A school bus full of children.