I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
Education Jokes
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
My grades.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?
