Education jokes
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
School's being safe.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Gun
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”