Education jokes

How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?

I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?

With a degree!

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it has many problems.

Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."

Why are orphans always at school?

'Cause they can't be homeschooled.

Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?

Little Johnny: "Your wife."

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?

They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.

School's being safe.

I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.

I fell in love with my teacher.

Which is weird because I am home schooled.

Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.

Can teachers give homework to orphans?

Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.

I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”

He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”

Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.

School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.

My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.

Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!

My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.

Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"