Education jokes
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
School's being safe.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.