What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
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Education Jokes
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
