Education jokes
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Memes
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.