Education jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Memes
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.