Education jokes
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
School is the best!
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.