Education jokes
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
The Moodle Page
What did you call a school that got blown up?
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
Rice Middle School
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...