Education jokes
School is the best!
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Memes
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.