Education jokes

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

Because there was no chemistry...

Rice Middle School

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.

What do you call a school that can talk?

A school with a face!

I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To master the art of RAP-LETICS!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!

Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.

What do you call a rapper with a PhD?

A rap scholar.

Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.

Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.

Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?

Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.

Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.

Teacher: He did not.

Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.

Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.

Suzy: Then you can ask him.

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.

What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.