Education jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!