Education jokes

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:

Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

The Moodle Page

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!

People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

Why doesn’t the sun go to college?

Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"