Education jokes

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.

Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?

Person B: Let me check.

Person B: It's greenglish!

Kid: Hey, Dad.

Dad: You're an hour late.

Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.

Dad: By yourself?

Kid: No.

Dad: A boy?

Kid: I was with the teacher.

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."

Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?

Because he's a cheetah!

There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

I give homework.

Where does Santa send his children to study?

The Elf-phabets.

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

300? You are a 3.0.

Why did the sped kid get expelled?

Because he was tardy.

What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?

"Aye-jack-you-late!"

Kid singing “abcd.”

Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."