Education jokes
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
Was 9 + 10?
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Why are my students so naughty?
Why does the emo kid skip class?
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Her (DYM 101).
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?