Education jokes
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
When the school lets you near children again...
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
I like school.