Education jokes
My mom picked my major.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Memes
It was my math teachers birthday a few days ago and i sent him this meme
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
I give homework.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
At school, I love to have fun!
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."