Education jokes
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Memes
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
At school, I love to have fun!
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
I for the class?
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
What's a witch's favorite subject?
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.