Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Education Jokes
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
I give homework.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
At school, I love to have fun!
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
