Education jokes
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.