Education jokes

300? You are a 3.0.

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

Was 9 + 10?

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

I give homework.

Where does Santa send his children to study?

The Elf-phabets.

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 8 9.

Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.

What do elves study in school?

The elf-abet.

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D.

Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?

Because he's a cheetah!

At school, I love to have fun!

Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.

Kid: Hey, Dad.

Dad: You're an hour late.

Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.

Dad: By yourself?

Kid: No.

Dad: A boy?

Kid: I was with the teacher.