Education jokes

In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.

Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!

Student: Oh, did I miss anything?

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?

Because they train at the best school.

Me: Mrs., can I read my book?

Teacher: Sure.

Me: *watching my Chromebook*

Why is there a middle school?

Because the kids that go there are middle class families.

Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 8 9.

Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.

What do elves study in school?

The elf-abet.

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D.

What's a witch's favorite subject?

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.

There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.