What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! ๐๐๐๐๐
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: Whatโs the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "Iโm not going to sit down. I donโt want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Kid singing โabcd.โ
Person says, โNo, no, itโs obcd.โ
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why canโt a blind person be a teacher? Because they canโt control their pupils.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
