If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
What did you call a school that got blown up?
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
