Education jokes
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Mom: Son, get up for school.
Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What's 2+2?
4.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
...
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids drowning.
Me: "I came home laughing."
Parents: "What's wrong?"
Me: "The teacher asked everyone a question. Luckily, I was the only one who knew."
Parents: "Good for you, Johnny. What was the fantastic question your teacher gave everyone and only you knew?"
Me: "Well, it's kinda complicated, but here it goes."
Parents: "What is it?"
Me: "Who farted?"