What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
School is the best!
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Rice Middle School
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
