Education jokes
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
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What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
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Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).