Education jokes
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Mom: Son, get up for school.
Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
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What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
What's 2+2?
4.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
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What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!