Education jokes
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
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You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What's 2+2?
4.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Mom: Son, get up for school.
Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!