Education

Education jokes

I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

I don't laugh at Trump.

I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.

Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.

Now I got a 31 on the ACT.

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!

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    • Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

    That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

    Name: Jack, call sign "triple".

    School: Nova corps gun academy.

    Location: Wyoming mountains.

    I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

    I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

    She said, "He was a little tardy."

    I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

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    • I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

    I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

    She said, "She was a little tardy."

    I asked her, "I thought they all were."

    Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

    So the teachers will call their parents.

    My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.

    "That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."