Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended
I’m in catholic school
Marriage is really educational
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."
How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that." The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews."
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% Graduation rate and he said "Your mom doesn't count as a college"
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
If I was a history teacher I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them
What does a Mag and a Clip have incommon...... They are both good at School
I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.
