Education jokes
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.