Education jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.
Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.
Me: Oh, I already tried that.
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."