Education jokes
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
My mom picked my major.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!