Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
