Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was a end portal....
What does a cow use in school? A cowculater
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation? I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a? With a degree!
What's worse than having an honourary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and haveing a honourary degree from Harvard.
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What did the Bull say to his son when he was going of to school? BISON!!!!
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond Virginia. I recommend that you go there
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
Why don't romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten. 😂😂😂 (^O^)
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say “Dad I have to go to school soon”
