She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
2 times 4 equals 18?
