what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Today we had a test on september 11th in school. I got a 9/11
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets? That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt, they don't know what mummies are
WHY ARE THERE 30 BULLETS IN ONE CLIP? BECAUSE THATS THE AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE
it's not funny to joke about orphans, without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday
Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
what does the teachers eat they eat square stuff
Spend all night in a dark humour webpage
Go to orphanage today and read it to them And I'm sure if you go to school for disabled children, they should understand it
what does the twin towers and school have in common... people jumped off a building to escape it.
One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children
A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me đź’€
I wish they taught 9/11 at school
It would make these jokes more explosive 🧨
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers.....???
Because they have a home room
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who’s going to homeschool them?
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes. My teacher turns to the class and asks “If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?” So I raised my hand and said “Asians have small penis” he looked at me and said “very good. But I was looking for a definition.
So In revenge of the sixth when Anakin goes and kills the younglings I thought to myself hey it’s just another day in an American school
