Education jokes
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr. Colin, who loves making a din, He thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, That's not what everyone shows, About his life he ploughs and ploughs, About his dog Bella and his relationship woes... Mr. Colin, we do not care, When you speak, our minds are not there, Your life you have unnecessarily shared, When we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr. Colin, rumbling about his exceptions, Just when someone puts something in the bin, Or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, But Mr. Colin, drinking too much gin, Will flail all his annoying attention on him, He'll push his limits, right to the rim...
And just how I love flan! Oh, he's finally gone!
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!