What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
Scariest Book
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. Helen Keller couldn't see or hear, right? So, she "reads" with her hands, like braille. Now, imagine feeling a waffle iron, hot and metal, and not knowing what it is. That's scary! And you're probably scared of books because you can't read them. Big oof!