Economics jokes

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

You're so poor, you like postcards for food.

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.

Why is there a middle school?

Because the kids that go there are middle class families.

What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?

suck a big cock.

What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?

They both charge.

If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,

I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.

A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.

The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.

What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?

1. It stands for inflation.

2. It limits production.

3. It encourages cooperation.

4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.

Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.

Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?

Because proper tea is theft.

How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.

My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜

Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.

I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!

I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.

I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.

Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.