Economics jokes

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

Why did an orphan rob a bank?

To be wanted.

Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?

Because proper tea is theft.

In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.

Communism is actually kinda tight.

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.

If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.

Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.

Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.

There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.

They always make me cry.

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

What do cheap people use to talk?

Free speech.

China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!

Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!

What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.

"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.