Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
I gun give money.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
