Economics jokes
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!