Economics jokes

Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?

Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.

Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?

A: The pizza can support a family of four.

Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.

You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!

What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?

Suck his big cock.

We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.

Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.

One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."

The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."

Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

Why did an orphan rob a bank?

To be wanted.

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.

That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?

He had a 6 cents of humor.

What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?

What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.

You're so poor, you like postcards for food.