Economics jokes

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.

Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.

Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.

You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!

What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?

Suck his big cock.

Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."

The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."

Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.

One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."

The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.

Why did an orphan rob a bank?

To be wanted.

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?

He had a 6 cents of humor.

For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.

That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!

How many Bay Street bankers does it take to change a light bulb?

In Toronto? One to hold it up and expect the entire country to revolve around them.

Why is there no medication in Africa?

Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."

You're so poor, you like postcards for food.