Economics jokes
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
How many Bay Street bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
In Toronto? One to hold it up and expect the entire country to revolve around them.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.