Economics jokes
馃嚮馃嚜 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
What鈥檚 the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
money + money = MONEY
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it鈥檚 their harsh, economic expansion that鈥檚 unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.
The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"
The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."
The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"
The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."