Economics Jokes

I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!

"Sharing is communism."

If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.

Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊

The image shows a cartoon man with orange hair and a pink shirt looking surprised with his hand on his head. The text above him says 'Me: guys, I'm broke. People: just make some money, duh.' The text below him reads 'my goodness, what an idea. why didn't i think of that.'

It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.

Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?

Because it was the Great Depression.

You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.

Communism is actually kinda tight.

Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.

Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."

Rich person: "Then buy a house!"

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