Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically emotionally and mentally and economically and socially
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
