Economics jokes

"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"

If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.

Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.

I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.

I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!

Communism is actually kinda tight.

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.

Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊

It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.

One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.

A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.

Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?

Because it was the Great Depression.

What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't own a Ferrari.

Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.

You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.

Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."

Rich person: "Then buy a house!"

Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.

I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

Where do orphans shop?

Home Bargains.

money + money = MONEY