Economics jokes
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 馃槣
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
on god
What鈥檚 the difference between chocolate and people?
You can鈥檛 buy people nowadays.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
If you are poor, get money.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can鈥檛 grab the money.
I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 馃槉