Economics jokes

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

What's the similarity between your money and your life?

It just keeps going down.

I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.

Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.

If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

What do cheap people use to talk?

Free speech.

China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!

If you are poor, get money.

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?

Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.

Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...

I gun give money.

I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)

Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.

Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.