Economics jokes

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

What's the similarity between your money and your life?

It just keeps going down.

I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.

Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.

If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?

What do cheap people use to talk?

Free speech.

China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

If you are poor, get money.

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...

I gun give money.

I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)

How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?

Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.

Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.

Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

If the government can print money,

Then why are we paying taxes?