Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Economics Jokes
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
money + money = MONEY
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.
The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"
The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."
The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"
The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
