Economics jokes
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.
If you are poor, get money.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.
The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"
The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."
The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"
The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
money + money = MONEY
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.