Economics jokes

The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

Where do orphans shop?

Home Bargains.

I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.

money + money = MONEY

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?

Not my problem.

There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.

They always make me cry.

If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.

What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?

Buy one, get one free.

If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.

A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.

The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"

The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."

The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"

The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."

The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"

The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."

The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"

The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."

One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!

The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.

Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.