Economics jokes

If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.

Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?

Well, they aren't.

Why?

They aren't repeated customers.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

money + money = MONEY

Where do orphans shop?

Home Bargains.

I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

What does WTC stand for?

"What Trade Centre?"

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?

Not my problem.

If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.

A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.

The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"

The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."

The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"

The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."

The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"

The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."

The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"

The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.

Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?

Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.

One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."

Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?

A: The pizza can support a family of four.

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.

Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!