A Wish for Money

bruv i wish i was poor but have big cock 😔😔😔😔😔😔

😔😔😔

Same pal

can't relate

tits & ass?

nooooo you got banned again?

yea, i've been banned for like 5+ times. the goofy mods wont give a good enough reason on why they banned me :(

TELL US WHO YOU ARE AND MAYBE WE’LL RETHINK IT

hi jaake

jqke

jqake

shit

j a k e

hello

greetings

u told me to be calm so i taking that option

Fine

:(

holy shit

Hi amy

you ignored me

finally

jeez

maybe i'll stop reading homestuck

No, I was watching crab rave in the Backrooms on uwu crew

DONT

..oh?

ok then

WHAT PART ARE YOU AT

i'll make an excdeption

WHAT PAGE

i was knocked out for most of the day so i'm still near the beginning

IS IT MSPA NUMBERS OR HOMESTUCK NUMBERS

idk man it's confusing

DOES IT START ON 019001

*001901

ye

OKAY HOLD ON

it's mspa

it says it on the bottom

everyday sucks

i didn't take enough

so i feel shitty

GO TO SETTINGS AND MAKE SURE USE MSPA PAGE NUMBERS IS OFF

ITS OKAY YOU’LL GET THROUGH THIS, I PROMISE

i'm on page 10

I MEAN SHIT, HOMESTUCK HELPED ME GET THROUGH SOME TOUGH TIMES MAYBE ITLL HELP YOU

i'll get through this for sure. alive? probably not.

NUH UH

that's what i'm hoping

anyway

i'm on page 10

Nice

it's pretty cool so far

defenitely interesting

Did you read all of sweet bro and hella Jeff

nah sorry

i had some stuff

going on

sorry

There are references to that all throughout homestuck

It’s okay

so should i read that first?

The sole purpose of SBAHJ was to create jokes to be used in homestuck

Yeah some stuff will make more sense later on

okie dokie

i'll read SBAHJ first

Nice

yup

how are things with madi

damn you left me

ok

feetlust

are you there

Sorry

I was reading about homestuck

s'ok

Just wait if you think it’s good now

Shit goes out the fucking window

looking forward to it

the weather outside sucks

its gonna fly off the handle

its gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit

(Homestuck reference)

why does the blue guy have a gyatt

Yeah weather’s been weird lately

Idk

it's kinda

hot

I have this printed out on my wall

the squirrel's eyes are so detailed

This too

They really are

got the whole bakery ong

NO I CLICKED FIRST COMIC

NOO

Just wait

WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN

WHERE DOING IT MAN

GYATT

WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN

"ahlly'yoop" for the SLAM-DUNK

THE BIG MAN HASS THE ROCK

THERE HE GOES

he's driving so hard

threw the pain DOWN TOWN

OH....

*paint

GOODNESS.

hi madi

HI AMYERS

i missed you

WANNA TALK NOW?

my dad's gonna come downstairs soon

maybe later

HI BABY <3

sorry

if you guys get horny again i'm never reading homestuck

OMG

THEY JUST INTRODUCED

GEROMY

Okay

IKR

GEROMY IS TIGHT

NO

HE IS

HEHEH

FYM NO

why

I MEAN Z NO

😭

I HAVE the car

😩

hehehhe

WHAT DID IT SAY TELL ME ON UWU SO AMY DOESNT STOP READING HOMESTUCK

omg the squirrels eyes got even MORE DETAILED

WTF

IKR

shut thef fuck uo

up

no

i ru9ined it

curse my keyboard

shut thef fuck up

NEO

shut thef fuck up

in my dream i am the star its me

and THEN

a big man comes

my eyeballs itch

for a little one on one

but it turns out to be CRAZY

dude…you got to FLIP it. TURN-WAYS

what kinds of dunks this guy has

not all the cans are the same

PRICES and VALUES

😏

let jake lick them.

Sus

.....

new boundries

idk man SBAHJ is corrupting me

no lickin eyeballs

WHAT THT SAY

LEMME SEE

HAH YOU SPELLED IT WRONG

Lmao it has quite an interesting effect

IT DOESN'T COUNT

HUVHVGVYD

IT'S BOUNDARIES

IDIOTA

STFU

HA

ITS IDIOT

FUCKIN NANCHO PARTY!!!

DUMBASS

NO I WAS SPEAKING BORDER HOPPEr

GASPPP

ITS STUPIDA

DUMBASS

IDIOTA

💀

...

amy

tHSUHYV

YES

YES MADI

STFU

yes?

HINDI ASS

HAHAHA

YOU KNOW

I'M RIGHT

NAH

YOU'RE THREATNED

IDIOTA

WHITE GIRL

NAH NAH

JUST CAUSE SHE LEARNED ONE SPANISH GIRL

I AIN'T NO CRACKER

YES U ARE

YOU SPELLED WORD WRONG

BAHAHAHA

Amy’s an Igger

oh

I for indian

NO PORQUE PIENSAS QUE ESO SIGNIFICA IMPERIO

MADI WE’RE MIGGERS

IT MEANS IMPERIO

FOR MORON

CABRONA

CARBONARA

IDIOTA

STUPIDA

BITCH U SPELLED IT WRONG

ITALIAN?

PINCHE PENDEJA

SHIT

CABRONA

CARBONARA

NO

YES

BITCH

SPAGHETTI CARBONARA

ITS CABRONA

OHHHH

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE FOOD

like spaghetti carbonara

amo a mi novia ☺️

CABRONA MEANS DUMBASS

it means bitch

Hi

the loneliness is crippling

ngl

aweee <3 te amo mi amor

MAGICAL MALLL

AMY THE FLAMY

HA

OMG I MISSED YOU

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

HELP MY COMPUTER BROKE SO

NOOOOOOOOO

Sometimes I imagine that your full name is Mallory

it's madison

You’re madison

what

THIS is Madison

SO NOW I HAFTA USE IT FLIPPED LIKE A TABLET ND ITS WEIRD

there's two

ND MY TYPING IS SLOW

NOOO :((((

madi

no

:)

Imagine being on mobile

get me a guacamole sombrero

or else

i'll call immigration servicez

and get you deported

back to TacoLand

LITERALLY A WHOLE SECTION OF MY SCREEN DONT WORK

Madi if you got deported I would break into Mexico and steal you back

no

stop

okay YKNOW WHAT

it's making my heart

IT"S SO LONELY

ill call cow services

dont you gotta cow to walk?

i'm not a cow :(

lmao

I MEANT THE ANIMAL

DONT INDAN PPL LIKE

not those things scare me

WALK COWS

OR SOME SHIT

they'll kill you

easily

Cows are gay

BUT ITS JUST A LIL BABBYY

you would know

jake

brb

gonna

go

be depressed

Nah

Be happy

Get down with the clown

Don’t sit in your bad feelings, go and make better ones!

no

ill get down to shake ass

Hell yeah

how motivating lmao

HCSHCIU

impossible challenge

yeah yall become a stripper with me fr

HAHAHAH

stop being horny for 5 GODAMN MINUTES

NO

ok

siarra said she has stripper boots I can borrow

It’s impossible

advil is the same as tylenol right

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

guyssss since i couldnt use my computer for like 2 days I lost my 42 day wordle streak😭

amy stop trying to overdose

i'm not

And no they aren’t the same

OH I FORGOT TO TELL YAL

i'm just asking

MY BESTFRIEND

GOT ME A DRESS

REALLY?

why

A BLACK DRESS AND IT LOOKS PRETTY

YEAH

SOUNDS HOT

HEHE

oh can we see

ITS LIKE MID THIGH LENGTH

THIGHS

HEHE

OOO

AND ITS PRETTY IM PROUD MY BESTIE

wanna see

SHE SAID IT CAME WITH SMTH ELSE THO

i wannqa see

my aunt sleepin in my room rn

so ONCE HER FATASS

wake her up

WAKES U{

she's an idiot

i cant no

she starts whining

PLS

just throw a chancla at her

HER VOICE IS ANNOYING

ITS WHINY

AMY BE PATIENT

I CANT STAND IT

PACIENTE

HADIHU

No.

LIES

i always look like shit

LIES

so its fine

after ive done my skincare

BABE

NO

IF U DO THT

SHUSH

ONE MORE TIMR

NO

YOU’RE HOT AS SHIT

MAKE ME

EVEN WHEN YOU WAKE UP

WHEN IM FRESH OUT OF BED

WITH BED HAIR

AND PUFFINESS

I AM NOT HOT

FYM

well

i think

you're gorgeous

WHEN YOURE FRESH OUT OF BED WITH BED HAIR AND PUFFINESS IM GONNA KISS YOUR GORGEOUS FACE AND HUG YOU

Thank you Amy

CAUSE YOU’RE HOT ALL THE TIME

CANT CHANGE MY MIND

wow that kinda scared me

THAT IS A FACT

are you mad at me

I think your marvelous and gorgeous

SEE YALL

THIS MAN

DOESNT LET ME SAY IT

YEAH

:)

STFU

SEE

NO

LIES

MAKE ME

FUCKING LIES I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS

ok bye

NAURRRR AMYERS

yaur

COME BIACK

HI <3

hi <3

lowkey

u can become my new bbg fr ;)

HAHAHUSIAHID

yay

but i think jake

might murder me

a little

.

JAKE

CMERE CMERE

I WONT MURDER ANYONE

GOOD

ILY <3

okie dokie

AND IF HE DOES

WE GONNA GRAB

his guitar

AND SMASH IT

MAAUAHAHAH

not the guitar

you should just smash him

i do

:)

:)

WHAT

YEA

MARLIE.

THE BLUE ONE

fuckin nancho party

NOOOOOO

YEAH

SHIT I STILL GOTTA BUY ANOTHER GUITAR TO NAME AFTER YOU

shit now look einstein

HEIHUFFS

their falling

that's my cue

anyways

AHAGSYUGS

WAIT AMYERS

IM DONE IM DONE

Fuck

JAKE

KNOCK IT OFF

..........

????

PEDO?

PEDOPHILE?

PEDO?

jake give donut the d major

HELL YES BRO

YUCHYUSHYH

SEE THIS IS WHY I WANT YOU AROUND

BRO SUPPORTS ME

i pley the violin 🧓🎻

Nice

do you like autistic guitars or electric?

autsitic gutairs

tht have autism

brooo sammeeee

You rub your long thing over the D

I like electric more but I play both

yuppers, big long and black

n i c e

i used to play the flute

but it was really complicated

so i quit

RAIN MAKES ME GIGGLE

This is Marlie

ewww, band kid

no

not anymore

no holes

smash

no bitches

besides me

where

how

;)

This is Bella

woah

she's hot

CHLOE

BELLAS MY PERSONAL FAVVV

smash harder

CHLOE IS..

WELL CHLOE

autistic

Here is Chloe

i don't want to get out of bed

ew she's black

ewwwww

BITCH SO WAS BELLA

she's so fine 💅💅💅

bella was

She’s got a pretty big hole

a midnight blue

GAYGAD

cheater smh

finger chloe

bella was a deep ocean blue

I’ll finger Madi

the color of the night sky