Eating jokes
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...