Dying jokes
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"