Morgue Trip

The humor is dark because the doctor is taking the patient to the morgue before they are even dead. It's playing on the literal meaning of going to the morgue and the fact that people usually go there after death.

• Morgue
• Doctor
• Funny
• Death
• Hospital
• Patient

• Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
• Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!” Son: “To the playground?” Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
• The patient said, "When will this be over?" The doctor said, "After you die." The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?" The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure." The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
• Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave. Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work. Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.