Dying Jokes

How do we know Stephen is dying in hell

There’s a stairway to heaven.

They tried to make me laugh but I was already DYING.

What's the difference between covid and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.

II harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye I rolled the dye. It made me die.

We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of aids

Abortion another word for dying at spawn

Did anyone ever noticed that " STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying.

Chuck Norris makes the living room the dieing room

A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church.he said to the priest please say a prayer for me and the priest said ‘I ain’t got nun left’ then he died

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One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).

My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.

Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.

I'm sick of crying;tired of trying;yes,i'm still smiling;inside I'm dying

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Mother: Jack, I have good news and some bad news, which would you like to hear first? Jack: Bad News first Mother: I'm dying! Jack: Mother, I said bad news first. Mother: *cries* Jack was never seen again.

Whats the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?

She can't say no!

I Drank some dye before, but don't worry, I've only dyed a little inside.

A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left." The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."