Dying jokes
He's dead.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.