Luigi was dying had two sons Bruno was handsome but Alberto was ugly He said Maria tell me is the is Alberto my son Yes Luigi his wife said and he died happily Wife said thank God he didn’t ask about the other one !!
why do cemeterys have fences bc people are dying to be there
An emo girl dyed her hair red. Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
why are grave yards so popular? because people are always dying to get into them
for all the plans who are flying alone your not dying own your own
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
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I don’t know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up
The west is dying...just like the romance an empire especially the western part if the empire funny that, cause the east was going strong.
As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...
"It was just a prank bro"
If we send more mosquito to Africa. We could save more mosquitoes from dying of aids.
Nessie is dying
Why Demons are dying from Priestwater?The Soul from a Priest is completly diffrent
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Theres something special about cemeteries People are dying to get inside
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone’s dying to get in."
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What's suicide bombers' biggest fear? Dying alone
i took my brother vape and now he is on the ground gasping for air he acts like he is dying
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence
Hey mum why do people keep suddenly dying in our family? Mum? Mum? Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
