Dying jokes
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
dark humor lightens my mood (or not…)
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.