Dying Jokes

My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.

Dying mall be like...

Toys were us

Goodbye kitty

Dying Canes

Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------

Why is there gates on a graveyard? Because people are dying to get inside. lollums

I read the joke "what we breath is called oxygen,that is African food" to my African friend,but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."

Whats the best thing about a prostitute dying on u during sex? The second hour is free

What was Stephen Hawking's dying words "restore factory settings"

The west is dying

I wondered y there was red all over my bathroom til I found out tht my sis had dyed her hair red man it looked like somebody dyed in there! lol

"Do you have a noose" Nose?- "Yeah, nose- nose... I heard your's was stuffed lately- haha." I actually smell something- Like a corpse Is it you?- "No." *Dying on the inside has never been so detectable

You fighting? More like you dying!

im dying... sike i lied you thougt i died

im black and i have a dying family in my basement that assent ate in 2 weeks they need help btw its a joke lol

I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink due to my dying first. He said “big games my friend”. He then proceeded to teach us “The greater the Big games the higher the Bottling

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I was in sahara desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, pionel pessi the debut man came to my rescue👨‍🚒 He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles, "big games" he replied. Thanks for saving my life my idol.

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky but I lived. Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/