Dying jokes
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
If being near immortal was a normal thing, I bet wanting to die would've been too.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
Ammon died.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.