Do you have dark humor?
Actually never mind, I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying..... but I decided to abort.
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live." The man says " 10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?" The doctor calmly replies "Nine"
I have an EpiPen
Friend gave it to me when he was as dying
It seemed really important to him that I have it
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone
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A Pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers, the passenger asks, "Why did you become a Pilot?" The Pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says "You're afraid of heights?". "No, i'm afraid of dying alone".
What are you good at? Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next.
To everyone saying "don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying". Do you think we have it easy?? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
On the lines of "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous",
I'm dying to live forever !
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my friend died from an allergic reaction.he gave me an EpiPen while he was dying so now i have something to remember him from.
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me while he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
The cemetery is so overcrowded. People are just dying to get in.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
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