Drunk jokes
My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
Pov what happens when your drunk and play football
Fr shit
Community talk
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more
God why is trump so fucking hot like oh my god please jsut give me a chance please hes so fucking god everytime i see him i wasnt to cry cuz of how hot he is hjoly shit i want him to fuck me so back please jsut give me a chance sir please just one chance hes so hot oh my god plea i dont think this is a joke anymore like hes genuinley sp fucking hot i need him please just give me one chance and make him real please he… Read more
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repul… Read more