Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
There was a man he came home with his friends from the bar and man; was he ever wasted. Their friends made sure to get him home safely the next morning he woke up and found blood all over his night stand he called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
What's an emos favourite part about be dunk? The hangover