Hangover jokes
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
Friend: You ok, man?
Me: Yea... I'll just leave myself "hangin'" tonight...
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.