Drug jokes
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.
Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.