When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
