Cannabis

Cannabis Jokes

Marijuana

I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

Pothead

What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!

Weed

What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.

Marijuana

Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?

They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.

Cop

Officer: Hi, how high are you?

Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"

Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.

Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.

Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.

Number

Why is 19 afraid?

Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.