Cannabis Jokes

what do you call dude that is always high and gets higher then everyone else in the family the alpha pot head

Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?

They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.

[ when a cop meets a pothead on April 20th ]

Officer : Hi, how high are you?

Pothead : No officer, it's how are you

Officer : oh im sorry ive been high since last night

Pothead : cool, i'd like to give you sum weed, happy 420 sir

Officer : omg thx man appreciate that