Drug jokes
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.