I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?
Why dont stags by drugs? Because they are too deer.
Pussy = drugs
i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
whats michael jacksons favorite drug? CRACK
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs
i would rather be drugged and robbed by cardi b than listen to her fucking music
my life
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
what does a shark smoke sea-WEED
how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH
Guys my girlfriend calls me: 911 help there’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!
She’s so nice
What do you call a person with one arm one leg one eye and one ear ONESY “Hey dad how do you kill a star?” -give them drugs
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what do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs.... A QUACK HEAD!!!! My mom must be a duck then....
What is a snake's favourite drug? Adder-all
President Joe Biden was jogging though some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging though Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much, I'm gunna give you boys a reward for saving my life, and asks them what their names were and what they wanted, the first boy said my name's Willy and i want to go to Disneyland and the president said no problem and I'll take you personally and the 2nd boy said my name's Roman and i want a Autographed pair or Air Jorden Nikes and the president said no troubles at all, and the 3rd boy says my name's Little Johnny, and i want a power wheelchair with a awesome stero and killer wheels, and the present says, you don't look Handicapped Little Johnny and Little Johnny said, I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who i saved, i will be🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A chinese drug dealer said to me "Do you like my cocaine?" I replied "Not since he starred in Zulu".
Read this word:
Heroine
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back not the milk tho😭
