Why cant I drink tea??
Because I laugh to much TEEEEEHEHEEE
What do dogs drink? Pupsi
what did the water say to the cup? good day!
alirght im gonna drink the lo- carb one to see how it compares to the normal monster. holy shit it tastes just like the original one. theres like a weird afer taste though. kinda like a sparkling water one. i love monster ive drank about 5 cans already
Never drink tea in school... L give people tea if they've passed out....tea can be nice but only havd it once a day... Its not what you think..... Its not tea its CPR
A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
Nolan Davies
His faveourite drink was his dribble
What do you call the worst felling ever drinking bid before mini :)
I just got off the phone with kristen stewart yesterday she said I was invited to her cookout this Friday i said I'll come by and bring some drinks like wine beer and liquor so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer My life is like... the shoe rack-
What’s an orphan’s least favourite drink?
Milk. Because no one came back with any.
Se this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I be the first person to say drinks are on me
are you a rope, lets hang out by a tree and drink :)
I can change a t into a p just drink it and wait a few hours
what gets biger when it eats but dies when it drinks. answer: fire
One day a lady and her husband we re talking and it was time for dinner he got up and sat at the dinning room table and the lady brang the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him ,what s this he said (the lady said a piece of shit ....honey! Wants some water to drink
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16 , do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with Drink-water on his back annoying the hell out of the locals ?
You can drink drinks but you can't food foods" -Sun Tzu, The art of food
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty, a person comes up to the water, drinks it and says: why are you so salty :(
police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
