Drink Jokes

alirght im gonna drink the lo- carb one to see how it compares to the normal monster. holy shit it tastes just like the original one. theres like a weird afer taste though. kinda like a sparkling water one. i love monster ive drank about 5 cans already

Whats a boxers favourite drink? A punch🥤🥤

Why cant I drink tea??

Because I laugh to much TEEEEEHEHEEE

Never drink tea in school... L give people tea if they've passed out....tea can be nice but only havd it once a day... Its not what you think..... Its not tea its CPR

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!

What do dogs drink? Pupsi

DId you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a sode can? He was lucky it was a soft drink

😫 😂 😑 🤔 😳 😬 😑 🙄 🥴 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍸🍸 🍸🍸 🍸🍸 🍸 🍸 🍷 🍷 🍷 🍷 🍷 🍷 🍷🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🐴 🐴 🐴 🐴 Why did the pope drink horse piss because a priest asked him what would he do for a klondike bar 🤪 😜

Se this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I be the first person to say drinks are on me

Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer My life is like... the shoe rack-

A Roman the to bar and he,d up two fingers and said can I have five drinks 🍷 pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty, a person comes up to the water, drinks it and says: why are you so salty :(

You can drink drinks but you can't food foods" -Sun Tzu, The art of food

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16 , do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with Drink-water on his back annoying the hell out of the locals ?