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Kid

The image shows text that reads, "kids who died of dehydration because you can't drink until you're 21", above a skeleton laying on the ground.

Front

The image shows the front of a liquor store with wooden poles angled into the ground near the parking lot. Text overlaid on the image says, "The front of a liquor store".

Wheelchair

Yes

The image shows the text: "Me: walks over to the kitchen to drink something. The person who pushed my wheelchair for 18 years:". Below the text there is a close-up of Shaggy with a concerned expression.

Cold War

Cold war

The image shows a close-up of a bottle cap with the text "Oh a hot day refresh yourself with a cold war" printed inside. The background is blurred but shows a red bottle with the hammer and sickle symbol and the word "LENINADE".

Sugar

The image shows the text 'Live a healthy lifestyle. Choose drinks with minimal amounts of sugar...', followed by a line of several bottles of drinks, from left to right: Coca Cola, Red Bull, Ribena, Fanta, Sprite, Oasis and a bottle of Jack Daniel's. Under each bottle of soda is a small pile of white sugar cubes, and the pile under Jack Daniel's is zero. The bottles of soda have the labels 'Rib', 'SISP' on them. The Jack Daniel's bottle has the label 'JACK DANIEL'S No. 7 Tennessee WHISKEY' on it. There is also the text 'NEXT LEVEL BARTENDING WE SET THE BAR HIGH' in the lower left part of the image.

Body

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows a single cup of tea with the word "Tea" above it. The top right panel shows three smaller cups of tea with the text "Some tea" above it. The middle left panel shows a single cup of coffee with the word "Coffee" above it. The middle right panel shows four small cups of coffee with the words "Some coffee" above it. The bottom left panel shows a drawing of a body with the word "Body" above it. The bottom right panel shows a scene from the movie "Shrek", with Shrek standing in front of his house with the text "Some body".

Country

The image shows a four-panel meme. In the first panel, a person with a German flag above their head says, "Drinking age is 16." In the second panel, a person with English and Spanish flags above their head replies, "16! ours is 18." In the third panel, a person with an American flag above their head says, "18!! We have to be 21." Finally, in the fourth panel, a person with a Mexican flag above their head asks, "You guys have a drinking age???"

Wheelchair

A character from Scooby-Doo looks perplexed. The text above says: "Me: walks over to the kitchen to drink something. The person who pushed my wheelchair for 18 years:".

Alcohol

A photo of Charlie Harper from the show Two and a Half Men, looking thoughtful while sitting on a couch and holding a drink, with the text: "I drink alcohol to drown my problems, unfortunately my problems are damn good swimmers." - Charlie Harper

Tank

The image shows a meme with two parts. The first part is text that reads: "I promise I won't get too crazy tonight" followed by "3 drinks later:". The second part of the meme is an image of a homemade tank with a bulldozer blade in front, in front of some destroyed building and an incomplete sentence: Man in homemade tank destroys small town, helpless police have no way to s...

Gatorade

A person is squeezing a toy alligator in a lemon squeezer. A bottle of Gatorade stands nearby. In the background, the Stonks Guy looks at the scene. The text reads: "When life gives you gators make Gatorade."

Relationship

The image shows two sides of a text message conversation between two people, with the text "No one: 11 yr old relationships:" above them.

Beer

A black and white image of a bartender behind a bar, with drinks on the counter. The text in the image reads: "I was drinking a beer and the bartender yelled 'Anyone know CPR?' I yelled 'I know the entire alphabet.' And we all laughed and laughed, well except for this one guy."

Wheelchair

hi

The image shows a text overlay on top of an image of the character Shaggy from the cartoon Scooby-Doo. The text says, "Me: walks over to the kitchen to drink something. The person who pushed my wheelchair for 18 years:". Shaggy has a surprised expression.

Coffee

i need coffee where can i get some

A sloth lying on its back with its paws up. The text says: "NOOOOO NOT THE COFFEE~ I NEED THAT TO LIVE!"

Peasant

Peasants

The image shows a man, probably Scott Disick, looking displeased. Text above him reads: "Me: Red or white? Guests: We don't drink wine." and beneath him it reads: "Peasants".

Self

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

Speed

The ultimate speedrun

In a meme, Mario is shown with the text, "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Cookie

A cartoon drawing shows a cookie with multiple straws in its body, sucking from different milk cartons. The milk cartons in the background look sad and have teary eyes. The text on top says, "Cookies and Milk will never be the same again..."

Disney

bro i found disney- modern alice in wonerland

The cartoon shows Alice sitting at a table, looking bored. There is a bowl of salad with a tag that says "Eat Me" and a glass of water with a tag that says "Drink Me".

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