Downing jokes

How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.

I fell down the stairs once.

Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.

Dad: Would you like to talk about it?

Son: Sure.

Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.

Son: I can't, my butt hurts.

I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents at first."

What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.

I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?

A. A lamb slide.

Two men are walking down the street, and see a dog licking its balls. One man says I wish I could do that. The other one says you can probably just pet him

So, a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)

The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife, we were only talking about getting a divorce."

Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.

Guy: I don't, I see your mom.

"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low... Better turn 'em on, just stubbed my f***ing toe!"

How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?

Flip it upside down.

What's black, white, and red all over?

A nun that fell down the stairs.

What's black, white, and laughing?

The nun that pushed her.

So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”

I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"