Downing jokes

Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?

A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.

So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz

Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

I fell down the stairs once.

How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.

I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.

I want my first time to be special.

I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents at first."

What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.

What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?

A. A lamb slide.

Two men are walking down the street and see a dog licking its balls. One man says, "I wish I could do that." The other one says, "You can probably just pet him."

So, a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife, we were only talking about getting a divorce."

So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)

A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.

A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.

The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”

How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.

Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.

Guy: I don't, I see your mom.

"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low... Better turn 'em on, just stubbed my f***ing toe!"

How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?

Flip it upside down.