Downing jokes
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Memes
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.