Do you know what my favorite time of day is? 6:30 HANDS DOWN.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft? “ A sped runner”.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down her ass still in them
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain. The email reads: „Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here“.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins? An Airstrike
Yo Mama SOOO ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said "Ho, Ho- HOLY SHIT"
joe mama so fat when she got sturdy she tripped on her shoelaces fell on her face and fell down 2 floors
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water, Jack fell down his cock was out and Jill gained a daughter
Everybody asks "Whats up" but nobody asks "Whats down"
Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.
Roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down your mums Facebook will do
spongebob teeth upside down is the twin towers spongebob:9 letters squarepants:11 letters Sponebob did 9/11
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture it was just her.
How did the guys with down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down because he couldn't stand the cancer
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down sport
Me: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE 50 SECONDS TO LIVE! Doctor: sit down for a minute.
Why did Stephan hawkings die ... because he pressed shut down instead of sleep
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
