Downing jokes
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
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These came down deep from my heart. Donβt let me down again, please.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.