Downing jokes
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
Joke: Why did the gym close down?
– It just didn’t work out.
Susie was in her mother's room one night, as her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse; her boobs, plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will I get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few years. Her mother told Susie to find her father and say goodnight.
So Susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering. Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, Susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, and he said Susie would get it after her mother went to bed.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."