Downing jokes

Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.

The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."

The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.

The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.

The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"

What does a broken down vegetable say?

I need new wheels.

What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?

Downy.

Joke: Why did the gym close down?

– It just didn’t work out.

Susie was in her mother's room one night, as her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse; her boobs, plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will I get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few years. Her mother told Susie to find her father and say goodnight.

So Susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering. Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, Susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, and he said Susie would get it after her mother went to bed.

What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?

A baked potato.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."

I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.

I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.

Man, I love working at the orphanage.

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."

The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."

When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.

What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?

You’ve got to get more than one down.

How to fall down the stairs:

Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!

Officer: You OK, kid?

Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.

Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*

When officer leaves:

Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?

Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?

A: Flip the chair upside down.

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.